Daily Dad Jokes

1952 Epizód

1. I want to tell a vaccine joke (19 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 19.
2. It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why? (18 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 18.
3. Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door? (17 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 17.
4. Someone told my girlfriend her beauty was average. (16 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 16.
5. I confronted a mime today. (15 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 15.
6. My daughter told me Jim Morrison is overrated. (14 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 14.
7. I recently joined the Popcorn Army. (13 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 13.
8. Why is six afraid of seven? (12 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 12.
9. A man came up to me and said Man, your clothes look gay. (10 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 10.
10. My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list... (09 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 09.
11. What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? (08 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 08.
12. I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably. (07 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 07.
13. My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes (06 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 06.
14. Why should you always wear glasses when doing Math? (05 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 05.
15. I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker (04 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 04.
16. I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. (03 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 03.
17. There's a snow storm warning for NY, including Wall Street. (02 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 02.
18. My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets. (01 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 01.
19. At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?” (31 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 31.
20. Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. (30 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 30.