Daily Dad Jokes

1952 Epizód

1. My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths? (15 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 15.
2. What do you call a magician who loses his magic? (13 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 13.
3. What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them? (12 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 12.
4. My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.” (11 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 11.
5. I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me what is your greatest weakness?. I said I am too honest (10 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 10.
6. What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs? (09 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 09.
7. My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian... (08 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 08.
8. My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it. (07 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 07.
9. My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues. (06 Mar 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 06.
10. What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? (05 Mar 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 05.
11. What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas? (04 Mar 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 04.
12. A bartender broke up with her boyfriend (03 Mar 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 03.
13. You can't plant flowers (02 Mar 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 03. 02.
14. I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids. (28 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 28.
15. I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee. (26 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 26.
16. Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication (25 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 25.
17. What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike? (23 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 23.
18. Adjective for metal is metallic (22 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 22.
19. My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction (21 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 21.
20. I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. (20 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 20.