Daily Dad Jokes

1952 Epizód

1. If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed. (29 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 29.
2. Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was. (28 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 28.
3. How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? (27 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 27.
4. I would love to get paid to sleep. (26 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 26.
5. My doctor told me I'm going deaf. (25 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 25.
6. I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. (24 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 24.
7. What does a house wear ? (23 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 23.
8. I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? (22 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 22.
9. Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5? (21 Jan 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 21.
10. Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? (20 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 20.
11. I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop. (19 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 19.
12. I once met a girl with 12 breasts. It sounds strange... (18 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 18.
13. Why did the Cows return to the marijuana field? (17 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 17.
14. My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture. (16 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 16.
15. When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses (15 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 15.
16. My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list (14 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 14.
17. What do you call James Bond taking a bath? (13 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 13.
18. What did the drummer name his twin daughters? (12 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 12.
19. My wife left me because I'm insecure. (11 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 11.
20. I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. (10 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 10.