Daily Dad Jokes

1952 Epizód

1. Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’? (23 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 23.
2. After being single for years, my best friend said, Can I set you up? (22 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 22.
3. It FINALLY happened. (21 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 21.
4. There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't? (20 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 20.
5. A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet. (19 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 19.
6. I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus (18 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 18.
7. A man rushed into a Doctor's surgery, shouting ' help me please, I'm shrinking ' The Doctor calmly said ' now settle down a bit '.. (17 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 17.
8. I was going through the checkout when my card didn't work. The cashier said that I should try the card again. (16 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 16.
9. I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese.... (15 Apr 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 15.
10. I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese.... (14 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 14.
11. I broke my finger last week. (14 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 14.
12. My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies. (13 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 13.
13. Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night. (12 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 12.
14. I ended things with my communist girlfriend. (11 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 11.
15. The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street. (10 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 10.
16. I saw a 1000 year old oil stain (09 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 09.
17. Why don't dinosaurs make good pets? (08 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 08.
18. What did the Doctor say to the constipated detective? (07 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 07.
19. What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind? (06 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 06.
20. I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting. (05 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 05.