Daily Dad Jokes

1952 Epizód

1. Why are fish so easy to weigh (13 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 13.
2. I'm a social vegan... (12 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 12.
3. My mom thanked me for coming to visit for Mother’s Day. (11 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 11.
4. My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.” (10 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 10.
5. In surgery my doctor said, So what do we have here? I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places. (09 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 09.
6. I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. (08 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 08.
7. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? (07 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 07.
8. Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost! (06 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 06.
9. My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards. (05 May 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 05.
10. To the person who stole my MS Office License. (04 May 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 04.
11. Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma? (03 May 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 03.
12. I am reading a horror novel in Braille. (02 May 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 02.
13. My dad used to hit me with cameras (01 May 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 05. 01.
14. I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.” (30 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 30.
15. What did the skeleton order with his beer? (29 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 29.
16. Why did I stop and take a shot of vodka when I was running late to work? (28 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 28.
17. What does James Bond do before he goes to bed? (27 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 27.
18. How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper? (26 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 26.
19. Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors! (25 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 25.
20. Giraffes can never apologize to each other. (24 Apr 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 04. 24.