Daily Dad Jokes

1951 Epizód

1. Two brothers got really mad at me today for calling them hipsters. (21 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 21.
2. The man who invented auto correct has died. (20 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 19.
3. What's another name for an owl beak? (19 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 19.
4. Sorry for being too lazy to look but does anyone remember seeing the joke on this sub about the chiropractor? (18 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 18.
5. I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I replied the count from Sesame Street. (17 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 17.
6. I got fired from Subway yesterday for accidentally giving a customer the incorrect sandwich (16 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 16.
7. Gave my blind friend a cheese grater... (15 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 15.
8. Two limbo players walk into a bar (14 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 14.
9. What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? (13 Jun 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 13.
10. New father here. (12 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 12.
11. My neighbour told me he was scared to plant an apple tree. (11 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 11.
12. How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper? (10 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 10.
13. Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? (09 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 09.
14. What’s the difference between a sharply dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? (08 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 08.
15. I rescued a dog that once belonged to a blacksmith. (07 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 07.
16. I’m making a new documentary series on how to fly an airplane (06 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 06.
17. It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is … (05 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 05.
18. My wife kicked me out the house because of my bad Schwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry... (04 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 04.
19. My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape (03 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 03.
20. Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos (02 Jun 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 06. 02.