Daily Dad Jokes

1951 Epizód

1. How can anyone think the Academy Awards are real? (31 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 31.
2. Did you hear about the cop who fell and broke his radio? (30 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 30.
3. I kicked a pregnant woman once (29 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 29.
4. To whoever who stole my Microsoft Office copy, I will find you.. (28 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 28.
5. I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden. She came back with 7. (27 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 27.
6. A homeless guy asked me for some money today. (26 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 26.
7. My teenage daughter was just complaining about her period. (25 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 25.
8. Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? (24 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 24.
9. My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. (23 Jul 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 23.
10. I got arrested for stealing a whole set of encyclopedias. (22 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 22.
11. Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy see a tree that's draped in bacon. A bacon tree! We're saved! He says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets. (21 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 21.
12. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. (20 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 20.
13. Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. (19 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 19.
14. Set your password to 2444666668888888 (18 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 18.
15. I had a dog named 5 miles so I could tell people I walked 5 miles. (17 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 17.
16. What did the drummer name his twin daughters? (16 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 16.
17. Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? (15 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 15.
18. Do you remember when air for your tires was free at gas stations and now it's a $1. Do you know why? (14 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 14.
19. You know what 50 cent did when he got hungry? (13 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 13.
20. Caught my son chewing on electrical wires.... (12 Jul 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 07. 12.