Daily Dad Jokes

1951 Epizód

1. My dad died today, he needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know what his blood type was. (09 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 09.
2. My mum just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline (08 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 08.
3. How do trees access the internet? (07 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 07.
4. Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays. (06 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 06.
5. My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was her or my addiction to sweets. (05 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 05.
6. A priest a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit “what is your blood type” (04 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 04.
7. My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. (03 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 03.
8. I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. (02 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 02.
9. What did the 0 say to the 8? (01 Sep 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 09. 01.
10. Why’d the toilet paper roll down the hill? (31 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 31.
11. Why do I always feel great on Saturday and Sunday, and sick on all the other days ? (30 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 30.
12. My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly... (29 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 29.
13. What's it called when Batman skips church? (28 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 28.
14. I’m terrified of elevators (27 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 27.
15. I got fired from my job at the bank today. (26 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 26.
16. Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… (25 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 25.
17. What sound does a witch’s car make? (24 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 24.
18. What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you? (23 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 23.
19. It's been months since I bought the book, How to scam people online. (22 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 22.
20. You know Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… (21 Aug 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 08. 21.