Daily Dad Jokes

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1. Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? (05 Jan 2022)

   Közzétéve: 2022. 01. 05.
2. What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? (04 Jan 2022)

   Közzétéve: 2022. 01. 04.
3. My windshield was covered in ice this morning and I didn't have a proper scraper to remove it so I used my store discount card. (03 Jan 2022)

   Közzétéve: 2022. 01. 03.
4. The Best Dad Jokes of 2021

   Közzétéve: 2022. 01. 02.
5. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk. (02 Jan 2022)

   Közzétéve: 2022. 01. 02.
6. My friend is so paranoid that he started wearing a tinfoil hat. (01 Jan 2022)

   Közzétéve: 2022. 01. 01.
7. Top 10 Dad Jokes for December 2021

   Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 31.
8. My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days (31 Dec 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 31.
9. I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles… (30 Dec 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 30.
10. My wife interrupted me while I was singing Somebody that I used to know. She said I'm too addicted to the song. (29 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 29.
11. I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, (28 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 28.
12. Ladies, can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect man (27 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 27.
13. Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (26 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 26.
14. Unfortunately, my wife and I let astrology get between us (26 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 26.
15. I just can’t believe this, robbers broke into my house, but all they took was my limbo stick. (25 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 25.
16. My wife has accused me of stealing her thesaurus… (24 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 24.
17. When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does. ” (23 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 23.
18. My deaf wife kept talking in her sleep last night. (22 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 22.
19. On the way to work today I was attacked by six dwarves. (21 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 21.
20. We should have been able to predict the fall of the Soviet Union a lot sooner. (20 Dec 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 12. 20.