Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Epizód

1. I recently joined the Popcorn Army. (13 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 13.
2. Why is six afraid of seven? (12 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 12.
3. A man came up to me and said Man, your clothes look gay. (10 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 10.
4. My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list... (09 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 09.
5. What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? (08 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 08.
6. I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably. (07 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 07.
7. My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes (06 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 06.
8. Why should you always wear glasses when doing Math? (05 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 05.
9. I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker (04 Feb 2021)

   Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 04.
10. I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. (03 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 03.
11. There's a snow storm warning for NY, including Wall Street. (02 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 02.
12. My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets. (01 Feb 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 02. 01.
13. At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?” (31 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 31.
14. Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. (30 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 30.
15. If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed. (29 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 29.
16. Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was. (28 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 28.
17. How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? (27 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 27.
18. I would love to get paid to sleep. (26 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 26.
19. My doctor told me I'm going deaf. (25 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 25.
20. I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry. (24 Jan 2021)

    Közzétéve: 2021. 01. 24.