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Mike Leigh brings back Paul Hawksbee and Paolo Hewitt for a summary of the title race. Gareth Bale, will he stay or will he go? Harry exclusive, we have the full doctor's report. BAE's haircare tips in full and Jermaine Defoe's interior decor plans for the walkthru garage / study / wardrobe / bathroom will be featured elsewhere due to lack of space. Phil Cornwell is at the doctors.