Minute 119: A Few Words of Parting

THIS WEEK’S HOSTS: Jeff Ferry and Chris Derkotch from The Jay and Silent Bob Minute Roger scrambles up the side of the structure supporting Vandamm’s deck.  He pokes his head up to the level of the window to listen in. “There’s nothing to worry about,” says Vandamm to Eve.  “I just lost my head!” says Eve. “I’m not just saying this to make you feel better,” says Vndamm. “I mean it!” “Well, I just didn’t know what I was doing,” says Eve. “He wanted to destroy you,” says Vandamm. “You had to protect yourself.” “But not endanger you!” replies Eve. “Rubbish!” says Vandamm, his arm on Eve’s shoulder. “Soon, we will be off together, and I shall dedicate myself to your happiness.” He turns to Leonard. “What’s the situation, Leonard?” “About the plane, you mean?” asks Leonard. “Well, of course,” says Vandamm. “What’s the last report?” “Over Whitestone at six thousand, descending,” replies Leonard.  Vandamm looks at his watch, “What, ten minutes,hmm?”  “At the most,” says Leonard. “And now, uh, I wonder if I might have a few words of parting with you, sir?” “Certainly,” says Vandamm, looking at Eve.  “In private?” asks Leonard. “I’ll go up and get my things,” says Eve. Roger watches her leave.  “Well, Leonard,” say VanDamm, “how does one say goodbye to one’s right arm?”