SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"

Happy April Fools day. SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence.Content warnings: Gore, Nuclear ArmageddonTranscript:Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-0001-j was written by AwhRyan and HikarinuScript by Daisy McNamaraNarrator- Derrick ValenTired Narrator- Virginia SpottsMiller- Dustin ParsonsJohannes- Kit PatersonDr Cross- Melissa LuskThe Administrator- Katrina PecinaO5-7- Brandon NyugenOB-1- Chris Harris-BeecheyOB-2- Bailey WolfeOB-3- Rebekah McLoughlanOB-5- Rhys LawtonDialogue Editor- Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Dustin ParsonsShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska  Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.