TMS 1958: 1920's Fapper Business

This candle smells like my butt. Black Tie COVID Party Across the Street. Happy Birthday Old People. All the flappy ladies. Insert the back-straightening stick where? Scott & Kim, The Porch Monsters. You're thinking about nipples and crochet needles. Duplicate Kermits. It Went Loo Loo Bloosh Bloosh. The Great Fapsby Party. That's Arctic Forest, Not a Vagina! Helluva Mandella. So, should I shower with my dirty mouse, or just put it in the dishwasher? I don't like Terminator Threeeeeeeee? Major Spoilers! Regular Volume Darrell and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.