057 - The First Wives Club

 We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate. This Week - The First Wives Club (1996)Starring: Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton  A wonderful movie where Victor Garber’s character absolutely should have been arrested and imprisoned.  We ask the tough questions, this week: What reasonable measures can we take to get Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton to be our aunts? Why did they keep acting like 45 years old was near death? Who’s making The First Wives Fight Club?   Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa! But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries? Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now).  HEIGL Meter!!A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad.  Sarah:  90 Heigls (because it’s the 90s) James: 3  Heigls  Follow us on Social Media! Twitter: @YouGotHeigldFacebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigldInstagram: @yougotheigld Sarah - Twitter: @sarahhisfunnyInstagram: @sarahhisfunnyBuy Sarah's books on Amazon! Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon James -Twitter: @JimmypisfunnyInstagram: @jamespietragalloListen to James's other podcasts!Crime in Sports podcastSmall Town Murder podcast Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content PayPal: [email protected]  We have merchandise!heiglyourself.threadless.com Tune in every FRIDAY!STAY HOME, PLEASE! RATE and REVIEW on Apple Podcasts! Are you still reading this?  #romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.